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Kim Kardashian’s Weird Pregnancy Cravings
They say pregnant women can get some pretty weird cravings. I wouldn’t know because whenever I knock up one of my wives I make them sleep out in the barn, so I’m not bothered with their lady issues....
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Kim Kardashian’s Butt Causes A Tsunami
Tragedy struck earlier today as a tsunami ripped through parts of Southern California leaving a trail of death and destruction in its wake. The cause of the tsunami was soon revealed to be Kim...
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Kim Kardashian Webcam Sex Show Leaked
The video below is reportedly of a webcam sex show Kim Kardashian made for her rapper boyfriend Kanye West while he was on tour. One can not help but think Kim Kardashian could have made this sex show...
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Kim Kardashian’s Face Covered In Blood
Kim Kardashian’s face covered in blood is an image us Muslim men have long fantasized about. Unfortunately Kim’s bloody face is not the result of a righteous stoning, but rather a cosmetic treatment...
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Kim Kardashian Trying To Dye Her Skin Black
As you can see in the photo above, Kim Kardashian is undergoing an experimental new procedure to dye her skin black. Kim Kardashian confided in a close friend that she is doing the procedure because,...
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Kim Kardashian Has Never Looked Better
Kim Kardashian has never looked better as she waddles her way into a Roscoe’s Fried Chicken and Waffles on La Brea for her 10 A.M. feeding. Kim Kardashian has always been a fat mudshark whore, it is...
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Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Belly
Kim Kardashian took to her Instagram account to post this shameless picture of her engorged belly. Hours before this photo was taken Kim Kardashian held a players only meeting in the Los Angeles...
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Kim Kardashian Photo To Be Used In Anti-Interracial Dating Ad
Anti-interracial dating activists would like to use the above photo of Kim Kardashian in their new ad campaign to discourage race mixing. A spokesman for the group released a statement saying that...
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Gwyneth Paltrow Wins ‘Most Beautiful Woman’ And Kim Kardashian Wins ‘Most...
The homoqueers at People magazine took time out from their busy schedule of getting balls slapped against their chins to name hag Gwyneth Paltrow the “most beautiful woman in the world”. With her...
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Celebrity Mashup Videos
Unfortunately not all Jihad operations can be as successful in their devastation as 9/11 or the picking up of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” for an 8th season. For example when I paid an Albanian...
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Kim Kardashian’s Latest Ultrasound Leaked
This is the latest ultrasound of Kim Kardashian’s baby with rapper Kanye West. As you can see in this ultrasound photo, Kim Kardashian is just about ready to squat down, spread her enormous butt...
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Kim Kardashian Thinks Kanye West Is A Gay
Kim Kardashian has reportedly confided in friends that she believes her baby’s daddy rapper Kanye West is a gay, and is cheating on her with a man. Kim is extremely upset that Kanye West has spent the...
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Kanye West Accused Of Cheating On Kim Kardashian
Rapper Kanye West has been accused of cheating on Kim Kardashian with Leyla Ghobadi, a Canadian “model” who I assume is behind the fugly skank with the big nose and wonky eyes in this photo. To...
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Vivid To Release Kim Kardashian Birth Tape
Vivid Entertainment, the company behind the Kim Kardashian sex tape, is reportedly in talks to release the Kim Kardashian birth tape. The 4 hour video was filmed this Saturday as Kim Kardashian gave...
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Kim Kardashian Claims To Be Bigger Than Jesus
Kim Kardashian has long been worshiped in the African American community as fat ass fertility goddess, but now it appears that Kim is taking her celebrity to the next level by claiming to be bigger...
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Kim Kardashian’s Weird Pregnancy Cravings
They say pregnant women can get some pretty weird cravings. I wouldn’t know because whenever I knock up one of my wives I make them sleep out in the barn, so I’m not bothered with their lady issues....
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Kim Kardashian’s Butt Causes A Tsunami
Tragedy struck earlier today as a tsunami ripped through parts of Southern California leaving a trail of death and destruction in its wake. The cause of the tsunami was soon revealed to be Kim...
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Kim Kardashian Webcam Sex Show Leaked
The video below is reportedly of a webcam sex show Kim Kardashian made for her rapper boyfriend Kanye West while he was on tour. One can not help but think Kim Kardashian could have made this sex show...
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Kim Kardashian’s Face Covered In Blood
Kim Kardashian’s face covered in blood is an image us Muslim men have long fantasized about. Unfortunately Kim’s bloody face is not the result of a righteous stoning, but rather a cosmetic treatment...
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Kim Kardashian Is Worried That Her Baby Isn’t Black Enough
Reportedly Kim Kardashian has not yet shown her daughter North West in public because she is worried that the baby is not black enough. According to sources, Kim is extremely upset at how...
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